Miss France 2023 - Part 2

Miss France 2023 - Part 2
Reader's Humour Mail from A.A.Wisley


Facing a worldwide woke-storm, as a result of allowing an androgynous pixie-like person to wear the Crown of the most beautiful French human-person, the competition organisers have conducted a re-run.  Competitors were limited to women, men who thought they were women, women who thought they were women, anyone who had met a woman and hedgehogs who declared themselves to be transgender women (either way).




The jury, composed of leaders from the "NotHer" movement, Brickwall, Free Willies and LGBRXSZ+3 unanimously selected a replacement winner. (S)he wins a lifetime's supply of  Veet and oestrogen cream.  The winner was not a hedgehog and the result is being appealed by the Droits des Animaux movement.




Source (French): La Sauce Bearnaise
https://cyprusscene.com/2023/12/27/miss-france-2023-part-2/

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